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<description><![CDATA[Frank Simpson is a community observer who comments on scenes or conditions in Petaluma&apos;s public areas, streets and neighborhoods.  Occasionally, articles are written by (or about the adventures of) The EVEL Twins (Triplets?): Boris--Frank&apos;s EVEL Twin and ACE PINS Photographer; Igor--Boris&apos; EVEL Twin &amp; The Real Prince Of Darkness; and Ivan--The Source Before Darkness &amp; Light. The EVEL Twins are sometimes joined by ZELDA--The Real Queen of Mean. Recently, the Twins (two plus one) and Zelda packed their bags and &quot;caught the last train for the coast&quot;...never to be heard from again.  However, they do check in from time to time. Fortunately, the Petaluma Fowl &amp; Wildlife Consortium has stepped in to fill the void created by their departure.]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[RALEY'S CARTS--To be hobbled!]]></title>
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No doubt about it. I was more than pleased to read Yovanna Bieberich's article this morning about the new Raley's store in Petaluma.
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:30:35 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[PETALUMA--HAPPY 150th BIRTHDAY!]]></title>
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<p><em><font face="Verdana">&quot;Our surrounding decay as seen thru the eyes...of the crane bravely bringing some slight measure of beauty to an otherwise depraved world... the crane will choke on some piece of discarded trash...&quot; (Anon)</font></em></p>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 10:02:50 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[BORIS RETURNS (Briefly)]]></title>
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<p align="center"><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">NOTE TO READER--You may recall that the EVEL Twins & Zelda left town after reading the General Plan.   They are in an undisclosed location somewhere on the coast.   It is quite isolated and they provide their own power through solar panels.    ...
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:02:08 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[GRAFFITI PROS REJECT TAGGER DIETARY GUIDELINES]]></title>
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<font face="Verdana">Petaluma's Tagger Community presents the following Epicurean challenges...</font>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:31:47 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[DECODING PETALUMA'S GENERAL PLAN...]]></title>
<link>http://frank-simpson.petaluma360.com/default.asp?item=1963401</link>
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<strong><em>ROUNDABOUT(S) THE TOWN...</em></strong><img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/emoticons/music_note.gif" /><img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/emoticons/music_note.gif" /><img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/emoticons/music_note.gif" /><img src="http://gfx1.hotmail.com/mail/w2/emoticons/smile_party.gif"  ...
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:53:00 EDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[ZELDA "BOOTS" THE SHOPPING CART]]></title>
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One, two, three, kick!
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<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:33:21 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[THE EVEL TWINS GO FOR A WALK...]]></title>
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<strong>Looking good  in P-Town for '08?</strong>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:29:29 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[EVEL TWINS DISCOVER NEW TREE SPECIES!]]></title>
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<p><strong><em>Big Boxus Little Boxus...</em></strong></p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:59:16 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[LAWN THIEVES!]]></title>
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LAWN BE GONE...
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<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:14:10 EST</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[THE EVEL TWINS GET A CHRISTMAS CARD...]]></title>
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The EVEL Twins go through their mail...
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:28:37 EST</pubDate>
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